MR 15
de_season Counter-Terrorist 16 Terrorist 11

May 27 2018 06:36PM - May 27 2018 07:12PM

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Counter-Terrorists Enemy Killed62.85

Name RWS Frags Assists Deaths Clutches C4 Points Accuracy % HS % ADR FPR RWS-A
Kahoobb 81.60 2 0 0 0 1 33.333 0.000 258.0 2.000 13.89
luna Captain 48.40 3 0 0 0 0 19.355 33.333 242.0 3.000 12.08
Helmut +} 0.00 0 0 1 0 0 0.000 0.000 0.0 0.000 17.33
Bojeebies 0.00 0 0 1 0 0 0.000 0.000 0.0 0.000 6.81
nme 0.00 0 0 1 0 0 0.000 0.000 0.0 0.000 12.74

Terrorists Defeat59.54

Name RWS Frags Assists Deaths Clutches C4 Points Accuracy % HS % ADR FPR RWS-A
T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. Captain 0.00 0 0 1 0 0 0.000 0.000 0.0 0.000 13.34
Muffinman 0.00 1 0 1 0 0 16.667 0.000 100.0 1.000 15.70
reek 0.00 1 0 1 0 0 233.333 0.000 100.0 1.000 9.53
EiKeegi 0.00 0 0 1 0 0 3.846 0.000 50.0 0.000 8.05
kyo-_- 0.00 1 0 1 0 0 11.765 50.000 100.0 1.000 12.92
RWS >10% of expected win contributionRWS within 10% of expectedRWS <10% of expected
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R#00 Aqua- #$eanisracist : rr
R#00 reek : .r
R#00 Invalid User : .ff
R#00 kyo-_- : .gaben
R#00 Bojeebies : rr
R#00 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : rr
R#00 EiKeegi : rr
R#00 Sav-Pvt-Ryan : .r
R#00 Invalid User (Team) : rip
R#00 Helmut +} : .ready
R#00 Kahoobb : aqua put me in coach
R#00 luna : .ready
R#00 Invalid User : thats not nice helmut :(
R#00 Bojeebies : oh shit we have aqau
R#00 Bojeebies : aqau
R#00 Invalid User : helmut stop being mean ;-;
R#00 Invalid User : ssubs
R#00 Invalid User : ssub
R#00 Bojeebies : !help
R#00 nme : .ready
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R#00 Invalid User : ssubs
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R#01 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : gl hf.
R#01 EiKeegi : hffffff ladies :v
R#01 Aqua- #$eanisracist (Team) : b
R#01 reek : hfhf
R#01 Kahoobb : aqua put me in coach
R#01 Kahoobb : .subs
R#01 Aqua- #$eanisracist (Team) : rrws
R#01 Invalid User : lol
R#01 Bojeebies (Team) : b
R#01 Kahoobb : .stats
R#01 Invalid User : kahooobb
R#01 Kahoobb : .players
R#01 Invalid User : don't you think helmut is being mean?
R#01 Kahoobb : no
R#01 Kahoobb : helmuts actually being nice
R#01 Invalid User : we need internet peace though
R#01 Invalid User : put a nice comment on every youtube video you see
R#01 kyo-_- (Team) : i missed
R#01 kyo-_- (Team) : the first knife
R#01 Invalid User : #thatsaniceshirtman
R#01 nme : i once pissed some guy on youtube off
R#01 kyo-_- (Team) : the first knife
R#01 kyo-_- (Team) : lol
R#01 nme : he found every comment i ever made
R#01 Aqua- #$eanisracist : milky u alright?
R#01 nme : and started to troll me
R#01 Invalid User : NO
R#01 Kahoobb : n me it was probably me
R#01 Invalid User : I AM NOT
R#01 Invalid User : MY WIFE LEFT
R#01 Aqua- #$eanisracist (Team) : hhp
R#01 nme : LOL
R#01 Invalid User : SHE TOOK THE KIDS
R#02 Invalid User : SHE TOOK THE DOG
R#02 Invalid User : SHE TOOK EVERYTHING
R#02 Kahoobb : did she eat the dog though
R#02 Invalid User : i mean
R#02 EiKeegi (Team) : yes , daddy
R#02 Kahoobb : O.o
R#02 Invalid User : lowkey she is k o r e a n
R#02 Invalid User : so
R#02 Invalid User : idek
R#02 Kahoobb : lol
R#02 Invalid User : i loved that dog
R#02 Kahoobb : wow
R#02 EiKeegi : bruv
R#02 EiKeegi : fuck u
R#02 EiKeegi : :D
R#02 Aqua- #$eanisracist : hhp
R#03 Helmut +} (Team) : aqua
R#03 Helmut +} (Team) : leave
R#03 Invalid User : fun fact
R#03 Helmut +} (Team) : and dont come back
R#03 Helmut +} (Team) : go play on pub servers
R#03 Invalid User : koreans will eat anything
R#03 Helmut +} (Team) : where u belong
R#03 Invalid User : at least that is what I heard
R#03 Invalid User : ssubs
R#03 Aqua- #$eanisracist : .spec
R#03 Aqua- #$eanisracist : .spec
R#03 Invalid User : gl kahooob
R#03 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : there it is.
R#03 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : helmut's favorite day.
R#04 EiKeegi (Team) : rrws
R#04 Bojeebies (Team) : nttn
R#04 Helmut +} : finally
R#04 Invalid User : may the universe have mercy on your soul
R#04 reek : \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
R#04 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : lol!
R#04 reek (Team) : rrws
R#04 Helmut +} : jesus christ
R#04 EiKeegi : its unfair now fkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
R#04 Helmut +} (Team) : rrws
R#04 reek : gg
R#04 reek : \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
R#04 Helmut +} : stfu i just played a 4v5
R#04 Invalid User : NOOOOOOOOOOO
R#05 Invalid User : NOT KAHHOOOOOOB BB
R#05 EiKeegi : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????
R#05 Helmut +} (Team) : .subs
R#05 Invalid User : kahoobbb is king
R#05 Invalid User : ssubs
R#05 xxa : ssub
R#05 xxa : ssubs
R#05 Invalid User : ssubs
R#05 xxa : sstats pug
R#05 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. (Team) : umm that reload
R#06 EiKeegi : thisis not gonnab e fun
R#06 Invalid User : amazing play by kahoobb
R#06 Bojeebies (Team) : i got mid
R#06 Helmut +} : dw allergic ghosting for reeky
R#06 reek : \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
R#06 Helmut +} : u'll do fine
R#06 Bojeebies (Team) : cat
R#06 EiKeegi (Team) : .hp
R#06 reek (Team) : hhp
R#06 YouGotShmoked (Team) : ssub
R#06 YouGotShmoked (Team) : ssubs
R#06 Helmut +} : 2v5 fucking bomb plant
R#06 reek (Team) : hhp
R#06 Sav-Pvt-Ryan : awe
R#06 EiKeegi (Team) : .hp
R#07 xxa : rr
R#07 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : really?
R#07 Bojeebies (Team) : nice
R#07 Sav-Pvt-Ryan : ;)
R#08 Invalid User : gt kahoobb
R#08 Invalid User : ssubs
R#08 kyo-_- (Team) : 1 aking him
R#08 kyo-_- (Team) : brb
R#08 YouGotShmoked (Team) : ssubs
R#08 Bojeebies (Team) : what the fuck is your problem i was fucking pushing with you
R#08 Muffinman : .sub
R#08 Bojeebies (Team) : sure dumbass
R#08 YouGotShmoked (Team) : ssubs
R#08 nme (Team) : lets not fight pls
R#08 luna : fuck ur awful
R#08 kyo-_- : lol?
R#08 Muffinman : .subs
R#08 kyo-_- : yet you got pissy at me
R#08 kyo-_- : last night
R#08 Sav-Pvt-Ryan : wow
R#08 luna : im not talking to you
R#08 luna : lmfao?
R#08 kyo-_- : oh
R#08 luna : stfu
R#08 kyo-_- : nvm
R#08 luna : jesus
R#08 kyo-_- : u killed me thats why
R#08 kyo-_- : lmfao
R#09 Helmut +} (Team) : do ur fucking job and then i wont have to fucking tell u about it then
R#09 Helmut +} (Team) : jesus christ
R#09 Invalid User : ssubs
R#09 luna : i shot that kid going j 5 times
R#09 EiKeegi : helm if you would of 1 deaged me there i would of quit
R#09 luna : with deagle
R#09 Bojeebies (Team) : 2 mid
R#09 Invalid User : gt m6 :0
R#09 xxa : ssubs
R#09 reek (Team) : hhp
R#09 Invalid User : ssubs
R#09 Bojeebies : !ignore Helmit
R#09 YouGotShmoked (Team) : ssubs
R#10 Invalid User : come on m6
R#10 EiKeegi (Team) : uis it me or helmut is super toxic?? :d
R#10 Invalid User : dont be like that m6
R#10 YouGotShmoked : yh m6
R#10 YouGotShmoked : dont be like that
R#10 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. (Team) : mad ppl..
R#10 Invalid User : you can deal with it m 6
R#10 Sav-Pvt-Ryan : he needs to get laid
R#10 YouGotShmoked : yeah m6 i agree
R#10 Invalid User : stop being homosexual M SIC
R#10 EiKeegi : oo burn
R#10 Helmut +} : walk into the pug like waddup i got a big glock, RWS pumpd up off some shit from the script shop
R#10 Invalid User : gt helmut
R#10 EiKeegi (Team) : .hp
R#10 Invalid User : (even though you have a weird name)
R#10 EiKeegi : lol
R#10 YouGotShmoked : helmut i made a sausage bacon and ham saanddwich
R#10 EiKeegi : rap battle myb?? :D
R#10 YouGotShmoked (Team) : LOL
R#10 YouGotShmoked : LOL
R#10 Invalid User : wow
R#10 reek : \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
R#10 Invalid User : what a play
R#11 Invalid User : WHAT A P L A Y
R#11 EiKeegi : DO IT TO THEM
R#11 YouGotShmoked : !votekick
R#11 luna : nice play tiki
R#11 Invalid User : oh snap
R#11 YouGotShmoked : !vote
R#11 YouGotShmoked : Votekick
R#11 EiKeegi : Helmut +} : They call me the pigeon because I shit on kid
R#11 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : ty
R#11 Invalid User : allegic reaction is getting in on it
R#11 YouGotShmoked : how u kick
R#11 YouGotShmoked : votekick ?
R#11 xxa : lol trying to vote kick as a spec
R#11 EiKeegi : Helmut +} : They call me the pigeon because I shit on kids
R#11 xxa : ur retarded
R#11 EiKeegi : oops
R#11 YouGotShmoked : im UR FUCKIN DAD
R#11 Invalid User : your*
R#11 YouGotShmoked : bitch
R#11 YouGotShmoked : i pounded ur mom
R#11 Helmut +} : .subs
R#11 YouGotShmoked : son of a hoe
R#11 Invalid User : your*
R#11 Sav-Pvt-Ryan : rats
R#11 Invalid User : ssubs
R#11 YouGotShmoked : aso ur moms a GOOD GOOD gyal
R#11 YouGotShmoked : u understand son
R#11 YouGotShmoked : dont try it wid me batty boy
R#11 Invalid User : with*
R#11 YouGotShmoked : wid
R#11 YouGotShmoked : not with
R#11 YouGotShmoked : watch Ali G In Da House
R#11 YouGotShmoked : LOL
R#11 Invalid User : wanna go allergic
R#11 YouGotShmoked : go where
R#12 YouGotShmoked : kido
R#12 Helmut +} : can we please kick m6
R#12 Helmut +} : he doesn't fucking do anything
R#12 Invalid User : 1v1 minecraft no potions no bows
R#12 YouGotShmoked : m6 4 president ?
R#12 Invalid User : right now
R#12 Helmut +} : there's no way anybody is that bad
R#12 kyo-_- (Team) : can i get a deagle
R#12 EiKeegi : no
R#12 reek : no
R#12 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : he played a fair game last game..
R#12 YouGotShmoked : ok cool
R#12 Helmut +} : he does everything to not win rounds
R#12 YouGotShmoked : lets go
R#12 YouGotShmoked : milky
R#12 Invalid User : oh snap
R#12 Invalid User : didn't expect you to say yes
R#12 reek : i mean
R#12 YouGotShmoked : why not
R#12 YouGotShmoked : i play minecraft
R#12 reek : we could get aqua to replace :p
R#12 Invalid User : lol
R#12 Invalid User : i dont
R#12 YouGotShmoked : LOL
R#12 Invalid User : i back down
R#12 YouGotShmoked : ok np
R#12 Invalid User : we cool bruh
R#12 YouGotShmoked : good man
R#12 Bojeebies (Team) : lit 60 cat
R#12 YouGotShmoked : we cool
R#12 YouGotShmoked : bra
R#12 nme : .hp
R#12 YouGotShmoked : no worries homie
R#12 Muffinman : .subs
R#12 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. (Team) : .hp
R#12 kyo-_- (Team) : .hp
R#12 YouGotShmoked (Team) : ssubs
R#12 Invalid User : m6 is my dad
R#12 EiKeegi : fk u
R#12 Helmut +} : !ignore milky
R#12 Invalid User : so dont make fun ofhim
R#12 Helmut +} : !ignore m6
R#12 Invalid User : wow
R#12 Helmut +} (Team) : rrws
R#12 Invalid User : helmut making fun of my daddy
R#12 nme : why do you guys insist on trolling better players?
R#12 Invalid User : nMe
R#12 reek : who
R#13 Invalid User : im serious
R#13 nme : it just shows how bad you are
R#13 nme : peasant
R#13 reek : \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
R#13 Invalid User : m6 is my legit dad
R#13 Sav-Pvt-Ryan (Team) : who wants helmuts awp
R#13 EiKeegi : cuz hes better
R#13 EiKeegi : :DD
R#13 Helmut +} : it's a defense mechanism for being self conscious about how shitty of players they are
R#13 YouGotShmoked : LOL
R#13 YouGotShmoked : helmut made a sandwich
R#13 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : LOOOL
R#13 Invalid User : allergic what should i do
R#13 YouGotShmoked : about what ?
R#13 Invalid User : if helmut is making fun of dady
R#13 YouGotShmoked : nothing
R#13 Invalid User : is there nothing i can do?
R#13 Invalid User : .sub
R#13 Invalid User : ssubs
R#13 YouGotShmoked : nice 1
R#14 Muffinman : .players
R#14 xxa : sstats pug
R#14 YouGotShmoked (Team) : sstas pug
R#14 YouGotShmoked (Team) : sstats pug
R#14 Invalid User : wtf
R#14 Invalid User : m6 come on
R#14 Bojeebies : dude idek anymore
R#14 Invalid User : you cant have a seiszure mid game
R#14 Muffinman : m6
R#14 Muffinman : maybe you should sit out
R#14 Invalid User : its like my having spasms while i f a p
R#14 Bojeebies : right?
R#14 xxa : m6 is an actual pod bot
R#14 Invalid User : .subs
R#14 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : i give up..
R#14 Invalid User : it makes my pp bleed
R#14 Bojeebies : rn i am
R#14 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : i bought a crappy weapon
R#14 xxa : sstats m6
R#14 Bojeebies : im just tired as hell
R#14 Muffinman : then sub out
R#14 Invalid User : its ok m6
R#14 xxa : N, you always are
R#14 Invalid User : at least you arent m9
R#14 reek : \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
R#15 Invalid User : m9 is gay
R#15 Helmut +} : .stats pug
R#15 Bojeebies : sure ig
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R#15 reek : .
R#15 Kahoobb : .r
R#15 EiKeegi : rr
R#15 reek : .r
R#15 luna : rr
R#15 Sav-Pvt-Ryan : .r
R#15 kyo-_- (Team) : .gaben
R#15 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : rr
R#15 Bojeebies : rr
R#15 Helmut +} : .ready
R#15 Invalid User : ssubs
R#15 kyo-_- (Team) : .stats pug
R#15 Kahoobb : .r
R#15 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. (Team) : up a
R#15 Invalid User : not nme
R#15 Invalid User : please
R#15 nme : .ready
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R#15 Invalid User : no
R#15 Invalid User : good
R#15 Muffinman : .subs
R#15 Invalid User : gl m6
R#15 YouGotShmoked : I As A AbriHAMic Made A Sausage , Ham And Bacon Sandwich
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R#16 Invalid User : mtfbwy
R#16 YouGotShmoked : I As A AbriHAMic Made A Sausage , Ham And Bacon Sandwich
R#16 kyo-_- (Team) : b
R#16 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : its almost lunch time.
R#16 Bojeebies : !ignore helmut
R#16 Invalid User : allergic you see this pro actions by helmut
R#16 Invalid User : hes like faze lvl
R#16 Invalid User : lmao
R#16 kyo-_- : i cry
R#16 YouGotShmoked : yh man
R#16 xxa : you talk too much
R#16 Invalid User : really when you think about it
R#16 YouGotShmoked : who talks to much aso ?
R#16 Invalid User : m6 is just getting assissts
R#16 xxa : both of you
R#16 YouGotShmoked : I FUCKED UR MOM
R#16 Invalid User : like hes doing a good chunk of damage
R#16 YouGotShmoked : ASO
R#17 reek : \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
R#17 Invalid User : aso
R#17 YouGotShmoked : SOO nicely
R#17 reek : specs arguing
R#17 Invalid User : this is america
R#17 reek : lol
R#17 YouGotShmoked : ASO ur moms a VERY VERY GOOD girl
R#17 xxa : you're hilarious
R#17 EiKeegi : ecksdee
R#17 Invalid User : not like your communistic version of canada aso
R#17 Invalid User : so please
R#17 Invalid User : take a seat
R#17 xxa : sit dog
R#17 Invalid User : relax
R#17 YouGotShmoked : LOL
R#17 Invalid User : and watch the colors fly
R#17 YouGotShmoked (Team) : sssubs
R#17 YouGotShmoked (Team) : ssubs
R#17 Invalid User : ssubway
R#17 Invalid User : ssubs
R#17 YouGotShmoked : LOL
R#17 kyo-_- (Team) : 3 cat
R#17 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : .kickafks
R#17 Invalid User : ssubs
R#17 Invalid User : .need
R#17 Invalid User : ssubs
R#18 Invalid User : rrws
R#18 Invalid User : gg
R#18 kyo-_- (Team) : rrws
R#18 Invalid User : ssubs
R#18 YouGotShmoked (Team) : ssubs
R#18 Invalid User (Team) : ssubs
R#18 Invalid User : wow
R#18 Invalid User : thats bs
R#18 Invalid User : i had like 4 #1s
R#18 Invalid User : but since muffinman subbed
R#18 Invalid User : i have only 1
R#18 xxa : ssubs
R#18 YouGotShmoked (Team) : ssubs
R#18 Invalid User : im like number 5 now in qeue
R#19 YouGotShmoked (Team) : how the fuck did muffin man get in ?
R#19 Invalid User : idek
R#19 Invalid User : probably sneaked in
R#19 YouGotShmoked (Team) : wtf
R#19 Bojeebies : man im having a baddddddddd game
R#19 Invalid User : its ok m6
R#19 YouGotShmoked : dw m6 ... shit happens
R#19 Muffinman : i think you're doing great
R#19 Invalid User : at least you werent moved to 5th in line to sub
R#19 YouGotShmoked : keep going man
R#19 reek : \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
R#19 Bojeebies : true true and man the support is real
R#19 Invalid User : #believeinm6
R#19 YouGotShmoked : m6 baby .... kill them fuckers
R#20 Kahoobb : get ded idot.
R#20 reek : \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
R#20 Helmut +} : k
R#20 Invalid User : helmut is b a d
R#20 Invalid User : not like m6
R#20 reek : 101 in 3?? wat
R#20 Invalid User : ssubs
R#20 Helmut +} (Team) : .hp
R#21 Helmut +} : tiki
R#21 Helmut +} : you are the luckiest kid
R#21 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : <3
R#21 Helmut +} : i swear
R#21 Helmut +} : lmfao
R#21 Invalid User : ssub
R#21 nme (Team) : m6...calm down lol
R#21 YouGotShmoked : WTF
R#22 Bojeebies : ikr
R#22 nme (Team) : i can tell you jittery
R#22 EiKeegi : zip kys
R#22 EiKeegi : :DD
R#22 luna : (:
R#22 Bojeebies (Team) : dude im just not feeling it
R#22 Invalid User : m6 nooooo
R#22 Bojeebies (Team) : on site still
R#22 Bojeebies : ikr
R#22 Invalid User : we need to support m6 by changing our names
R#23 kyo-_- (Team) : 2 mid
R#23 kyo-_- (Team) : not pushing
R#23 Helmut +} : wow
R#23 Kahoobb : get ded idot.
R#23 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : bomb reg ....
R#24 Helmut +} : that was a ns meow
R#24 EiKeegi : thx :v
R#24 T I K I Ufo are REAL BITCH. : i put my deag inside your mouth and still bomb reg...
R#24 Sav-Pvt-Ryan : .sub
R#24 Sav-Pvt-Ryan : awe
R#24 Invalid User : pug 3 needs 3 ppl
R#24 Invalid User : specs go
R#24 YouGotShmoked : wt pug
R#24 Bojeebies : man the struggle is real rn
R#24 Invalid User : allergic what spot are you in for subbing?
R#24 Helmut +} (Team) : .hp
R#24 xxa : ssubs
R#24 YouGotShmoked : no1 in other server
R#24 YouGotShmoked : hes chattin shit
R#24 Invalid User : ssubs
R#24 kyo-_- (Team) : i lagged
R#24 kyo-_- (Team) : out
R#25 YouGotShmoked (Team) : ssubs
R#25 xxa : 4.4 rws lol?
R#25 Invalid User : can i jack off while i spec?
R#25 YouGotShmoked : over ur mom yeha
R#25 Invalid User : no
R#25 Invalid User : asian girls online
R#25 YouGotShmoked : melania trump ?
R#25 Helmut +} : amazing
R#25 Bojeebies (Team) : dude
R#25 YouGotShmoked : ahh asians ok
R#25 YouGotShmoked : yeah there ok i guesss
R#25 Bojeebies (Team) : i was fucked by that flash
R#25 Invalid User : their*
R#26 luna (Team) : yea same
R#26 Helmut +} : i wish i could be 100% accurate jumping too
R#26 reek : \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/
R#26 YouGotShmoked : u trting to be funny ?
R#26 Invalid User : no
R#26 EiKeegi : :DDD
R#26 YouGotShmoked : well then dont correct me
R#26 xxa : you arent even correct lol
R#26 Invalid User : just trying to increase literacy
R#26 Invalid User : aren't*
R#26 xxa : chimp brain
R#26 YouGotShmoked : LISTEN KID
R#26 Bojeebies (Team) : thx
R#26 YouGotShmoked : dont be funny ok
R#26 YouGotShmoked : b4 i start on u too
R#26 YouGotShmoked : be nice
R#26 Invalid User : sorry...
R#26 kyo-_- (Team) : 1 cat
R#26 kyo-_- (Team) : 1 cat
R#26 YouGotShmoked : np my friend
R#26 kyo-_- (Team) : 1 cat
R#26 YouGotShmoked : saall good
R#26 kyo-_- (Team) : 1 mid
R#26 YouGotShmoked : I As A AbriHAMic Made A Sausage , Ham And Bacon Sandwich
R#27 Invalid User : unsub
R#27 Invalid User : !unsub
R#27 reek : lled Meow with ak47.*SPEC* aLLeRgiC ReAcTiOn : I As A AbriHAMic Made A Sausage , Ham And Bacon Sandwich